There are so many different ways to worship Me. You can sing Me praises. You can buy Me gifts. You can hurt yourself for Me. . .or let *Me* hurt you. Or. . . you can dedicate worship stroke to Me. I bet you are getting stupid and aroused just thinking about it. . .stroking for ME! Well. . .things aren't always as they seem. Since you probably don't get laid very often, 100 strokes most likely will push you OVER the edge.

Watch.

Worship.

Weaken.