Running the Reich is a lot of work. Stupid boys, boys that need to be "motivated" to labor for me etc. So every now and again I need a massage. At least an hour or so. This is where you come in. You want me to be mellow so that I don't make you do things that you really really really don't want to do.

I'll let you know if the massage worked. If not. . .you can get me another.