The reason I had to come up with this assignment is that most of you men totally SUCK at mimicking a female. The stupid slip ups that you make almost always gives you away. The only group of people that *really* believe (or just don't care one way or another) that you are a "horny little slut wanting her cunt filled" is other pathetic, loser, horny men.

That being said, I'm going to give you the tools and knowledge so that you can fool anyone online for an indefinite amount of time to think that you are actually a female.