You “slaves” are soooo smart!
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That’s right. You slaves are the smartest bunch of individuals I’ve ever encountered. Not only do you outwit me on a daily basis, but I’m constantly punk’d by your little shenanigans. My hat goes off to you for your level of cleverness.
Although I don’t have to deal with shit like this to this level. . . I tend to nip things in the bud relatively quickly. I see this go on with so many others. OR I see that some of these “slaves” are trying to take our interaction in some direction assuming that I have no idea what is *really* going on. It’s entertaining but I don’t think some of these “slaves” really realize just how transparent some of their antics really are.
- 1) Nine times out of ten I don’t believe you. That’s right. All those stories about how your mother used to wear leather opera gloves while smoking in your face while you were 6 months old and letting you lick her leather thigh high boots? I don’t believe a word of that shit. You say you are a doctor but can’t spell SIMPLE words and get your homonyms mixed up all the time? I bet you can’t spell neurotransmitter let alone know the definition. You say that My pay buttons don’t work? Funny how it worked for the previous 100 dummies. I can’t list the litany of inconsequential things you “slaves” lie about. But know this: I *totally* believe you when you tell Me that your former German Mistress of 15+ years died in a horrific car accident. I also believe that she kept you captive in her basement in a cage the whole time you were serving her.
- 2) Of course you are a *real* slave. Let’s think about what you do. You constantly make demands on My time to talk about YOUR fetishes. That naturally makes you a stellar slave. You pick and chose which commands that you “obey.” If you don’t feel like doing something. . .DON’T. After all, you are smarter than me and you know what is best. And if I ever bring it up and question it. . .segue into a soliloquy about My feet. (And yes they are perfect.) You are just *so* hypnotic that I’ll forget all about that pesky order. You big smart slave you.
- 3) Talking shit about previous Dominas or other Dominas in general gives me a warm fuzzy. I just *love* to hear how much better I am than your other Owners. My clit stands at attention as you recount every single way she sucked. Not only that, it makes you look like a true *experienced* slave. It really does. Fuck those stupid bitches. Every single one of them were wrong, evil, and FAKE. I’m confident that if we don’t work out, you would *never* *ever* bad mouth Me. I know that you won’t because right at this moment you are telling Me how *perfect* and *real* I am compared to every single one of those whores in your past. It’s totally unlikely that *you* are the common denominator, is it? Nah, you are just way too smart and therefore I believe every single word that is uttered from that genuinely slavely mouth of yours.
- 4)You bring up a very good point about “oral slavery” being TRUE slavery. Because I’m not as smart as you, I figured that was a pretty self centered way to “serve.” But what the fuck do *I* know? I mean now that you mention it . . . it makes perfect sense. What says a woman is totally pampered, spoiled, and living the life of luxury than having an “oral slave?” (Or any other singly focused fetish slave.) I’d be the envy of ALL my friends once they find out that I just sit around ALL day getting my pussy eaten. Eating? Pffftttt . . . receiving oral gratification is so much better than eating. Getting money to pay bills? Fuck bills. . .all I want is my pussy eaten. Clothes? So overrated. It’s better to be naked at all times so that you can have easy access to feast on my tang tang. I’m so glad that I’ve finally seen the light on this. I’m no match for your Jedi mind tricks.
- 5)I’m just a woman so I’m not versed in fiscal matters at all. Just a limitation placed upon my gender I guess. So I really do appreciate you taking the effort to “remind” me of all the exceptional things you have done for me. It’s so uncanny how you can take a seemingly unrelated conversation and segue into some shit you bought for me 5 years ago. “It’s a nice day out today Ma’am. You could probably wear those shoes that I got you.” You must mean the 6″ PVC (plastic) stripper shoes that you bought for me unsolicited. How can I forget? It would be “perfect” for me to wear to the post office! Why didn’t *I* think of that? Because you are smarter than me of course. I’m so lucky to have you in my life to remind me of my “obligations” to you. What would make things even on the pair of nylon stocking you bought me last year? You know, the ones that I threw away because I never asked for them and hosiery is YOUR fetish and not mine? Do you think a blow job would make it even Steven?
- 6)But none of what I have said now really matters. What matters is this: You are my *true* and *devoted* slave til the end of time. You do everything that a good slave should. Blowing up my offline messages to the tune of eleventy billion offlines as soon as I log into yahoo shows how TRULY dedicated you are. A stalker would have stopped at eleventy million. You go way up and beyond. And never mind I don’t really even know your *real* name or your other interests outside of fetish. That’s just a trivial inconsequential detail isn’t it Mr. “asscushion4u?” But all that doesn’t matter. What matters is the fact that you will continue to spew non sequiturs about your devotion to me ad infinitum ad nauseum. You are what every Domina needs. Thanks for showing me the *true* way.
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That was fucking hilarious! Your clit is bigger then most of their dicks…you rock my honey!
Just trying to be like you m’dear!
Great podcast, You are sooo witty and funny but also it is so true. Hope you are keeping well. Hope to talk with you soon.