Podcast update with a pic of Me and Mz Devon
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It’s been awhile since I’ve done a podcast. They are easy and fun so I don’t know why I don’t do them more often. Probably because you don’t really deserve it. In this podcast I go over:
- My new store
- Mz Devon’s visit
- A real life encounter with a new (failed) boy
As promised. . .a picture of me and Mz Devon!
Retarded and Pathetic
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So I have this new boy. He seems like he is going to be a lot of work because. . .well. . .he is missing a few chromosomes. I gave him an assignment to write a song about how retarded and pathetic he is. I didn’t think the task would be all that difficult because he has plenty of material to work with all day every day.
WRONG!
This fool tries to “remix” My instructions and sent Me some poem he found online to describe how he feels about Me. Uhhhhh. . .how is *that* fulfilling his assignment obligation to Me? How is that even close?
Okay. . .fine. I revise the assignment as it seemed too difficult for someone working with a chromosomal deficit. I tell him to write a poem about himself. . .and how retarded and pathetic he is. It shouldn’t be hard. Maybe a limerick or a few quatrains in iambic pentameter. . .right?
How I expected WAY WAY too much. Here is his kindergarten rendition of a “poem.”
Enjoy.
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i am so pathetic let me count the ways
P is for the pussy that i am
a is for your ass i would love to worship
t is for the tiny dick that i have
h is for how hot you look all the time
e is for your extreme patience with a moron like me
t is for the time you are willing waste on me
i is for how much of an idiot i am
c is for the fact that i would never have a chance with you
i hope this meets your standards
your slave
Heil Herrin!
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Lucky for you. Once again I grace you with one of my communiques.
First order of business. For those that are locked in chastity for me, I’ve extended the date of release. I’m not satisfied that you have suffered enough nor have you demonstrated your dedication sufficiently. One more week.
Second. I’m not here to idly chit chat with those that aren’t actively serving me. Serve or be gone. Service will be dictated according to my specific needs and wants.
Oh yeah. I’ve launched a store so that you can experience even MORE of the Fuhrer.
Mz Devon’s visit and possible new boy
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The storm called Mz Devon has left the building. . . well. . .my house and I’m a bit sad about it. I didn’t know what meeting her in person would be like. In this “lifestyle”. . .I’ve come across my share of unsavory characters. Generally, the “unsavory” bit didn’t manifest itself until you were tete-a-tete with the person in question.
Good thing Devon is a cool and down ass chick. We got along brilliantly. We ate way more than we should. We drank more that the situation called for. We laughed enough to compensate for our overindulgence in food. The only complaint I have is that she peddled her dollar bills on me. Hey bitch. . . dollar bills are still money. WTF? Who gives away dollar bills because. . . they are dollar bills? LOL
Can’t wait til we do it all over again.
While we were out the last night, we met up with a local boy that wants to serve me. He’s very young. . .but I was pleasantly surprised at how quickly he caught on in regards to behavior around 2 Femdoms. It’s a feat that men twice his age seem to not be able to catch on. So if things go well, you will hear more about him.
That’s all for now. Keep stalking me.