Retarded and Pathetic
Filed Under black fuhrer, humiliation assignment, public humiliation
So I have this new boy. He seems like he is going to be a lot of work because. . .well. . .he is missing a few chromosomes. I gave him an assignment to write a song about how retarded and pathetic he is. I didn’t think the task would be all that difficult because he has plenty of material to work with all day every day.
WRONG!
This fool tries to “remix” My instructions and sent Me some poem he found online to describe how he feels about Me. Uhhhhh. . .how is *that* fulfilling his assignment obligation to Me? How is that even close?
Okay. . .fine. I revise the assignment as it seemed too difficult for someone working with a chromosomal deficit. I tell him to write a poem about himself. . .and how retarded and pathetic he is. It shouldn’t be hard. Maybe a limerick or a few quatrains in iambic pentameter. . .right?
How I expected WAY WAY too much. Here is his kindergarten rendition of a “poem.”
Enjoy.
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i am so pathetic let me count the ways
P is for the pussy that i am
a is for your ass i would love to worship
t is for the tiny dick that i have
h is for how hot you look all the time
e is for your extreme patience with a moron like me
t is for the time you are willing waste on me
i is for how much of an idiot i am
c is for the fact that i would never have a chance with you
i hope this meets your standards
your slave
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