The Fuhrer helping you preserve your eye sight (free humiliation assignment)
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Well, after this, I can’t be accused of not being generous. I get a lot of little bitches looking for humiliation assignments. Since I’m feeling a bit under the weather and not up to doing much of anything. . .I’ll post this blog with a FREE humiliating assignment for you.
I’m sure some of you spend an inordinate amount of time wanking. Wanking isn’t bad in and of itself but it depletes nutrients from your body, it consumes a lot of energy, and it has been said that wanking too much (which you probably do) can lead to blindness. Not being able to see would *really* suck!
Think about it. . .being a pervert doesn’t mean you have to let your health go to shit! You can incorporate a healthy lifestyle with your pervery!
Here are a few things you are going to need to preserve your health.
- dildo
- carrot (a big knobby one)
- tomato sauce
- yogurt
- piece of ginger
- string
Take a small piece of ginger and wrap string securely around it. Make sure the string is secure. I can’t emphasize this enough. Leave a bit of overhang on the string.
Wash the carrot but do not peel it. Peeling it removes some of those important nutrients. Dip the carrot in the tomato sauce and let it soak for about 15 minutes.
While you are letting the carrot soak, coat the dildo with yogurt. Don’t be stingy. . .get as much as you can coated on there. Remember, this is for *your* health.
Okay. . .are you ready?
Stick the carrot in your asshole. The licopene, beta carotene,and vitamins will reverse any blindness your excessive wanking may have caused and keeping this up on a regular basis may prevent blindness in the future.
Stick the piece of ginger in your pee hole but make sure the string is hanging out. It may burn a little bit but the Chinese claim that this is only because it is sucking the perverted toxins out of your body. The Chinese don’t lie. Keep it in there for at least 10 minutes even if you feel like your cock is on fire. Remember. . .it is for *your* health.
Finally, suck on the yogurt covered dildo. The yogurt is full of calcium and active yeast cultures. So Iguess this will clear up your nasty crotch.
Oh yeah. . .feel free to eat the carrot once you are done!
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I love this part –
“It may burn a little bit but the Chinese claim that this is only because it is sucking the perverted toxins out of your body. The Chinese don’t lie.”
LOL OMG! That was the most hilarious read!
I liked: “Finally, suck on the yogurt covered dildo. The yogurt is full of calcium and active yeast cultures. So Iguess this will clear up your nasty crotch.”
I believe I may have gone too far. Is Your site available in braille as well?
Look shady mcshade, quit trying to dialog with me via my comments. It’s puts even more emphasis in your shadiness. Just babble to yourself in my comments without making any interrogative statements with an expectation of a response.
Good point. I will do as You wish.