Sessions and interacting with the Fuhrer – Helpful Hints
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I know you want attention from Me. I get it. I really do. The problem is: I don’t have time for most of you. It would be great if I had an infinite amount of time to talk about the weather. . .but I don’t. So to save yourself some time. . .and to not get blacklisted by Me. . .let’s follow some simple rules.
1) The odds are (about 100%) that you contacted Me and not the other way around. Given that fact, don’t expect Me to put a dog-and-pony show on for you once you profess your undying devotion to Me. Your “confession: isn’t the first of the kind that I’ve received nor will it be the last. Action is what moves Me. . . not words.
2) If you have contacted Me via the internet (and not at a play party or fetish event) then you have probably “stumbled” across My site. Notice the “buy now” and “tribute” and “join now” type verbiage? Implicit in that type of language is that I’m probably a professional. That means idle chit chat or any other type of chat no matter how it’s disguised will not be gratis.
3) Is it all about the money? Absolutely not. However, if you are at the stage where you haven’t done jack shit for Me, what assures Me that I’m not *totally* wasting My time at that particular juncture of our “relationship” is the fact that you are paying. Perhaps down the road, the fiscal requirements won’t be as restrictive and stringent . . .but more than likely they will be implemented in some capacity. That is just how I roll.
4) But. . .but. . .but. . .I just have a few questions first!! That’s fine and dandy. Buy a 10 minute session and ask the questions you need to ask. It is amazing how when you are PAYING per MINUTE . . . the questions tend to stay relevant, concise, succinct and all that other happy horse shit. You tend to NOT take the circuitous route around the mulberry bush. I like that. I like that very much. If you can’t afford a 10 minute session to ask the questions to assuage the nagging feeling that you have, then perhaps credit counseling or career counseling is something you need more than BDSM in your life at this point in time. If you just don’t WANT to do it. . .then step on and step strong. I simply do not have time to sit around while you finger your asshole trying to figure out your next step.
5) Respect Me and My time and I won’t treat you like a total chump. I don’t announce that I ignore you. . .I just do it. I won’t put you on a “loser list” on my site. The only boys mentioned on my site are boys that either pay or do some sort of service that I actually need. It’s not that difficult to stay on my good side. Act like you have a modicum of common sense.
6) If you are witty or humorous, I might give you a bit more latitude. That essentially means you get 5 more minutes than the boring blokes. Just because you use polysyllabic words. . .it doesn’t mean you are exempt from the requirements stated above.
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