The Fuhrer helping you preserve your eye sight (free humiliation assignment)
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Well, after this, I can’t be accused of not being generous. I get a lot of little bitches looking for humiliation assignments. Since I’m feeling a bit under the weather and not up to doing much of anything. . .I’ll post this blog with a FREE humiliating assignment for you.
I’m sure some of you spend an inordinate amount of time wanking. Wanking isn’t bad in and of itself but it depletes nutrients from your body, it consumes a lot of energy, and it has been said that wanking too much (which you probably do) can lead to blindness. Not being able to see would *really* suck!
Think about it. . .being a pervert doesn’t mean you have to let your health go to shit! You can incorporate a healthy lifestyle with your pervery!
Here are a few things you are going to need to preserve your health.
- dildo
- carrot (a big knobby one)
- tomato sauce
- yogurt
- piece of ginger
- string
Take a small piece of ginger and wrap string securely around it. Make sure the string is secure. I can’t emphasize this enough. Leave a bit of overhang on the string.
Wash the carrot but do not peel it. Peeling it removes some of those important nutrients. Dip the carrot in the tomato sauce and let it soak for about 15 minutes.
While you are letting the carrot soak, coat the dildo with yogurt. Don’t be stingy. . .get as much as you can coated on there. Remember, this is for *your* health.
Okay. . .are you ready?
Stick the carrot in your asshole. The licopene, beta carotene,and vitamins will reverse any blindness your excessive wanking may have caused and keeping this up on a regular basis may prevent blindness in the future.
Stick the piece of ginger in your pee hole but make sure the string is hanging out. It may burn a little bit but the Chinese claim that this is only because it is sucking the perverted toxins out of your body. The Chinese don’t lie. Keep it in there for at least 10 minutes even if you feel like your cock is on fire. Remember. . .it is for *your* health.
Finally, suck on the yogurt covered dildo. The yogurt is full of calcium and active yeast cultures. So Iguess this will clear up your nasty crotch.
Oh yeah. . .feel free to eat the carrot once you are done!
And the truth shall set retarded white boys free
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Seems like this particular white jizz producing pig will never learn. That is why I’m turning off the jizz spigot. That’s right. No more spilling stupid juice for you mister. When I send back the medium spikes for your CB. . .**IF** I send those back. . .because if I DON’T. . .you will be using the long spikes. . .you are going to be locked up for so long, you will forget all about the fact that your cocklette and actually ejaculate dumdum cum.
Get a tan. It might help your pasty ass get some common sense.
Go ahead and mouth off some more. You’ll be cashing in your 401K
dummy
Grading my bitch’s assignment (VIDEO)
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I gave the bitch an assignment to do. He was to leave a pretend voice mail for me inviting me to a tea party. I must admit that I peed on myself the first time I listened to it. That’s the one thing I really enjoy about him. . .he makes me laugh so much. I think I’ll keep him. . .for now. He’s quite retarded and sometimes he even gets a bit cocky.
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Yes! You are worthless, pathetic, and retarded
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One of the things that get my juices flowing is hearing the ABSOLUTE truth about a boy. . .especially if he is the one saying it about himself. I sometimes wonder if such introspection is more humiliating or more arousing? I have no doubt that this dummy had an erection the whole time he was engaged in his soliloquy. It was humorous for me none the less. I hope you too enjoy this boy’s journey to self discovery (with My help of course.)
Stay tuned for even more self depreciating assignments from him.
Dumb white boy tries to howl like a dog. . .but sounds like rabid chicken
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This is a podcast in which one of my bitches barks, howls, and whines like a dog for over 2 minutes. It’s quite hilarious because instead of sounding like a dog. . .he sounds like a rabid chicken. How can you fuck up sounding like a dog???
I don’t remember how this exactly came into play but something tells me it’s because he got beside himself and said some things he shouldn’t have. He’s learning to curb his belligerence but it is happening VERY slowly. At first, he made this recording at my request so that he could turn me on and “make me moist” with his obedience and enthusiasm to follow orders. He told me he wasn’t ready for me to make this public and so it was for my ears only.
It did make me wet. . .but not like he imagined. I peed on myself a little bit when I heard his pathetic attempt to sound like a dog.
Fast forward to today. He asked my opinion on what kind of panties he should get. . .so I gave him my answer. A plain cotton pair from the Salvation Army. You will NOT believe his response. . .and I will cut and paste so you can get the full effect.
<<i dont feel i know more than you but i can tell you that im not a homeless person and am not shopping and the salvation army i know my place but im a dirty boy>>
My response:
<<Okay. . .so let me get this straight. You are telling me that you are NOT going to the salvation army to get panties. . .correct? I don’t want any misunderstandings. . .>>
His response:
<<Goddess
im not telling you NO because no is bad im saying im not a homeless person and dont feel like i should be shopping there>>
My response:
<<Look you stupid white sack of shit. . .I don’t give a good goddamn if your related to the Kennedys. If I tell you to eat ramen noodles. . .that is what you eat. If I tell you to wear shitty second hand drawers. . .you wear them. You are skating on thin ice. I don’t CARE if you feel you shouldn’t shop there. I don’t CARE if it is humiliating. . .JUST DO IT.>>
So as punishment, his choice was to pay a fine or have me post his doggie MP3. I hope you enjoy the MP3!!!
Retarded and Pathetic
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So I have this new boy. He seems like he is going to be a lot of work because. . .well. . .he is missing a few chromosomes. I gave him an assignment to write a song about how retarded and pathetic he is. I didn’t think the task would be all that difficult because he has plenty of material to work with all day every day.
WRONG!
This fool tries to “remix” My instructions and sent Me some poem he found online to describe how he feels about Me. Uhhhhh. . .how is *that* fulfilling his assignment obligation to Me? How is that even close?
Okay. . .fine. I revise the assignment as it seemed too difficult for someone working with a chromosomal deficit. I tell him to write a poem about himself. . .and how retarded and pathetic he is. It shouldn’t be hard. Maybe a limerick or a few quatrains in iambic pentameter. . .right?
How I expected WAY WAY too much. Here is his kindergarten rendition of a “poem.”
Enjoy.
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i am so pathetic let me count the ways
P is for the pussy that i am
a is for your ass i would love to worship
t is for the tiny dick that i have
h is for how hot you look all the time
e is for your extreme patience with a moron like me
t is for the time you are willing waste on me
i is for how much of an idiot i am
c is for the fact that i would never have a chance with you
i hope this meets your standards
your slave
A new public humiliation assignment
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A short post to let you know that there is a new public humiliation assignment waiting to be done. This time. . .the assignment is for MY pleasure. Things *I* would enjoy seeing you fools doing.