Ode to the Pussy (By a German cocksucker)
January 12, 2010 | 8 Comments
Guided by hubris, his thoughts still unversed,
his eyes wander downward in search for her gaze.
Failing to see the might that is Hers,
Nescient to the flaws in his ways.
The fallacy of strength still salving his conscience,
A fortitude that is drawn from the junction
That is his and that of his kind, uniquely.
Finally kneeling to look up to Her confidence,
realizing now that his only function
is to serve that which is Hers, but weakly.
ULTIMATE Extreme Tease and Denial
January 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment
In the world of fetish, words and terms tend to morph and there is a lot of equivocation from the original meanings.
Take tease and denial. It used to mean just that. Some tease. Then denial. But now it seems as though it’s all about showing some pink and getting guys to fall for it. The “d” part is usually missing. OR the “d” part is actually “delay” instead of “deny.”
Well, for those that are into tease and denial in the classic sense. . .here is one for you. I don’t mince words or equivocate on terms. This is what I say it is. Are you up for the challenge?
Tease and denial from the Fuhrer!
Happy New Year! I come bearing gifts!
January 1, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Well, somewhat. I decided to get off of my arse and update a few things. It’s truly an altruistic endeavor because you bitches get a lot more out of it than I do. I should stop being so generous.
I’ve updated my store and added like mucho new pic sets. Hot latex, gas masks, hoods, corsets, catsuits. . .all of the above. Try to squint as you view them because my hawtness might just blind you.
I’ve also added a few things to the Flirt Store for those of you suckas that like to use NiteFlirt.
So happy new year and make your new years resolution: Be more useful to the Fuhrer.
Public Fetish/Play
December 30, 2009 | 1 Comment
I recently read a discussion on one of the fetish forums that I frequent and the topic was: “Is the public fetish scene going downhill?” I opened the thread with interest because I’ve been having the same feelings and wondered what other people were thinking.
I remember my first few big fetish events. They were so different from the little local ones that I’ve attended. So much more pomp and circumstance. So much more eye candy. So many kick ass outfits. They were truly almost magical experiences. Some of the people I’ve met at those first events are still around and I cherish being able to meet up a few times a year.
That being said, there is a bit of a “degrade” as far as what I experience. It’s no longer magical but I still do have fun. The costumes are still wonderful. So what has changed? The only thing that I can think of is. . . .me. I don’t think the events in and of themselves have changed much. The model for an event and even the venues have pretty much remained the same. I think my expectations grew and to be honest it isn’t fair to expect that the event will be bigger and better each time. It’s a task and a half to throw one of those shindigs that accommodate thousands of people. But just like a junkie will tell you that you never get a hit like the first one. . .the same holds true with fetish events. You can’t be “new” every single time. As a matter of fact. . .you are only “new” once.
I’ve decided not to complain about it and make most of each one. Try to seek out what-is-new-to-me and just have fun. Pontificating about the minutiae of each even defeats the purpose which is to go out and have fun. Hell, you can just sit your ass behind a computer screen and do that!
Swinging off of My nuts (Don’t do it.)
December 7, 2009 | 1 Comment
I don’t know what it is. Perhaps some of you bitches are getting really lonely during the holidays or you have a lot of free time.*BUT* . . . just because you have a ton of free time and no one around you to spend it with, doesn’t mean you should hug up on My nuts. It’s irritating and it’s something I won’t tolerate.
So buy a session, tribute, or make yourself useful in some way. My ignore trigger finger is itching to get you.
Battle of the sissy tea parties! (Free assignment for sissies!)
November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment
As a sissy or an aspiring sissy. . .you aren’t really “designed” to do much battling. . .at least in the conventional sense. So I’ve designed a “battle” tailored just for you!
Before contacting me about enrolling, make sure that you are actually *ready* to tackle this task. I’ve offered this task to several sissies and they just couldn’t do it. The task requires creativity and boldness. If you do not have these qualities, then it this is not. Your reward will be recognition and. . .making me laugh my ass off. I’ll be posting the best entries on my blog at a later date.
This will be a great opportunity for you to get your feet wet and to interact with me. I do warn you though, if you are not serious and prepared to do this task, don’t contact me about it. I will put you in my mental blacklist.
To get into the battle, send me an email at: black.fuhrer(at)yahoo(dot)com
Subject: Tea party
Can’t wait to see your submission!
I love the Reality of it
November 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Some of you may not know my background. I don’t know how much of my biography I’ve penned online so I simply do not know if there are facts and or situations that I haven’t covered. I pro-dommed for several years while I lived in Atlanta. Some will argue that Pro Dominas are the puppets of their clients. That isn’t the issue I want to discuss at this time . . . so I’ll save that for another day.
The point I’m trying to make is that in a RT professional session, the interaction that was to take place. . .generally does. To elucidate: If a boy wanted a caning session, then that is what happens. There is no doubt in my mind as to whether the boy got caned or not. I doled it out. So this was my “reality”. . . what was said to be done was done.
Fast forward several years to my introduction to online D/s. Now I can dominate INTERNATIONALLY, right? Umm, that sounded good in theory, but the fact was . . .when a guy said he did something, 9 times out of 10 I really didn’t believe him. How and why should I be expected to do so? It’s only text and many things seemed implausible. And why *should* the guy be doing all these things – painful, humiliating things? I quickly became disillusioned. Online was just another “occupation.”
But as I grew within the “scene” and experienced more . . . there were little glimmers of hope. I came to peace with the fact that *most* guys use this as a fantasy and love to hear about the type of things they *could* be doing. Some guys actually do these things. The proof comes in various ways.
For some of the chastity boys, it comes in the form of painstaking documentation of video, random photos throughout the day, record keeping etc. It’s hard to fake-the-funk in the middle of the day when I demand proof of being locked up via a cell phone picture right then and there. Many things have to “add up” in that photo. When the photo comes back to me within minutes of my demand looking “kosher”. . .I’m a very happy Fuhrer.
Then there are those “non physical proof” things that lead me to believe that someone is doing what I’m telling them. When a guy claiming to make a certain amount tells me casually in the following months that he almost got his phone cut off because of a certain day of “financial fun” we had. . .I tend to believe how much he makes. No one plans to make a comment several months off attesting to some painful but pleasurable money mishaps.
Or those guys who constantly talk about being locked up in their cock cage (but have no cam.) Sure I believe that you have been locked up for 90 days straight for me. *wink wink* But to the guy last week that told me his cock is really itchy and stinking after being locked up for 5 days straight . . . I tend to believe that you are. You didn’t wait til the so-called 90 day mark to tell me there were issues. I do this in real time as well. If a dude can be locked up for over a week without chafing, itching, stinking, pain etc . . .I call bullshit.
So yeah, the more realistic it is for me . . . the more I get excited to interact with you. So when you tell me you were at the glory hole for 6 hours sucking numerous miscellaneous random cocks? I don’t believe you. But if you tell me that you folded your pillow a certain way and busted a nut into your pillow pussy but regretted it because you had to lay your head on a wet stankin’ pillow. . .my chances of believing you increase exponentially.
The moral of the story? Either tell the truth or make your “fantasy” plausible so that I don’t think you are a total douche bag as I’m shaking my head typing “Mmmmhmmmm. . . .”
Sessions and interacting with the Fuhrer – Helpful Hints
November 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment
I know you want attention from Me. I get it. I really do. The problem is: I don’t have time for most of you. It would be great if I had an infinite amount of time to talk about the weather. . .but I don’t. So to save yourself some time. . .and to not get blacklisted by Me. . .let’s follow some simple rules.
1) The odds are (about 100%) that you contacted Me and not the other way around. Given that fact, don’t expect Me to put a dog-and-pony show on for you once you profess your undying devotion to Me. Your “confession: isn’t the first of the kind that I’ve received nor will it be the last. Action is what moves Me. . . not words.
2) If you have contacted Me via the internet (and not at a play party or fetish event) then you have probably “stumbled” across My site. Notice the “buy now” and “tribute” and “join now” type verbiage? Implicit in that type of language is that I’m probably a professional. That means idle chit chat or any other type of chat no matter how it’s disguised will not be gratis.
3) Is it all about the money? Absolutely not. However, if you are at the stage where you haven’t done jack shit for Me, what assures Me that I’m not *totally* wasting My time at that particular juncture of our “relationship” is the fact that you are paying. Perhaps down the road, the fiscal requirements won’t be as restrictive and stringent . . .but more than likely they will be implemented in some capacity. That is just how I roll.
4) But. . .but. . .but. . .I just have a few questions first!! That’s fine and dandy. Buy a 10 minute session and ask the questions you need to ask. It is amazing how when you are PAYING per MINUTE . . . the questions tend to stay relevant, concise, succinct and all that other happy horse shit. You tend to NOT take the circuitous route around the mulberry bush. I like that. I like that very much. If you can’t afford a 10 minute session to ask the questions to assuage the nagging feeling that you have, then perhaps credit counseling or career counseling is something you need more than BDSM in your life at this point in time. If you just don’t WANT to do it. . .then step on and step strong. I simply do not have time to sit around while you finger your asshole trying to figure out your next step.
5) Respect Me and My time and I won’t treat you like a total chump. I don’t announce that I ignore you. . .I just do it. I won’t put you on a “loser list” on my site. The only boys mentioned on my site are boys that either pay or do some sort of service that I actually need. It’s not that difficult to stay on my good side. Act like you have a modicum of common sense.
6) If you are witty or humorous, I might give you a bit more latitude. That essentially means you get 5 more minutes than the boring blokes. Just because you use polysyllabic words. . .it doesn’t mean you are exempt from the requirements stated above.
New Options and Updates to My Store
November 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment
I’m sick. I hate that I’m sick because I just don’t feel all that productive. None the less, I’ve made a few updates to My store. A whole new section is available called “contracts and applications.”
So now you can apply for:
Now there is no need for endless chit chat about “coulda, woulda, shouldas.” Just fucking apply. If the paltry administrative application is too rich for your blood, then we probably wouldn’t have commenced any type of relationship anyway.
Get your thumb out of your ass and start serving. A man is a total waste of cellular material if he isn’t of some use to a woman.
The Fuhrer helping you preserve your eye sight (free humiliation assignment)
November 3, 2009 | 5 Comments
Well, after this, I can’t be accused of not being generous. I get a lot of little bitches looking for humiliation assignments. Since I’m feeling a bit under the weather and not up to doing much of anything. . .I’ll post this blog with a FREE humiliating assignment for you.
I’m sure some of you spend an inordinate amount of time wanking. Wanking isn’t bad in and of itself but it depletes nutrients from your body, it consumes a lot of energy, and it has been said that wanking too much (which you probably do) can lead to blindness. Not being able to see would *really* suck!
Think about it. . .being a pervert doesn’t mean you have to let your health go to shit! You can incorporate a healthy lifestyle with your pervery!
Here are a few things you are going to need to preserve your health.
- dildo
- carrot (a big knobby one)
- tomato sauce
- yogurt
- piece of ginger
- string
Take a small piece of ginger and wrap string securely around it. Make sure the string is secure. I can’t emphasize this enough. Leave a bit of overhang on the string.
Wash the carrot but do not peel it. Peeling it removes some of those important nutrients. Dip the carrot in the tomato sauce and let it soak for about 15 minutes.
While you are letting the carrot soak, coat the dildo with yogurt. Don’t be stingy. . .get as much as you can coated on there. Remember, this is for *your* health.
Okay. . .are you ready?
Stick the carrot in your asshole. The licopene, beta carotene,and vitamins will reverse any blindness your excessive wanking may have caused and keeping this up on a regular basis may prevent blindness in the future.
Stick the piece of ginger in your pee hole but make sure the string is hanging out. It may burn a little bit but the Chinese claim that this is only because it is sucking the perverted toxins out of your body. The Chinese don’t lie. Keep it in there for at least 10 minutes even if you feel like your cock is on fire. Remember. . .it is for *your* health.
Finally, suck on the yogurt covered dildo. The yogurt is full of calcium and active yeast cultures. So Iguess this will clear up your nasty crotch.
Oh yeah. . .feel free to eat the carrot once you are done!
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